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Had to share... [Apr. 7th, 2007|04:58 pm]
John
A blog was asking for sequels that should never be made. I came up with this one:



Old Yeller II: Yeller’s Revenge.

”The zombified, hydrophobic Old Yeller can only remember the massive betrayal at the hands of those he loved and protected.” And because it’s a Disney movie, it’ll probably end with some sappy “but he was saved and redeemed through the power of love”.
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[User Picture]From: copperwise
2007-04-08 12:12 am (UTC)
*snorting helplessly*

And Old Yeller dog food can be a product placement in the film!

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[User Picture]From: suzanne
2007-04-08 02:59 am (UTC)
Oh geez. That's just... *giggles*

suzi
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[User Picture]From: wordweaverlynn
2007-04-08 04:38 am (UTC)
Brilliant.
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[User Picture]From: firecat
2007-04-08 06:35 pm (UTC)
Followed by Old Yeller Vs. Cujo?
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[User Picture]From: johnpalmer
2007-04-08 07:01 pm (UTC)
I actually thought of that. Cujo ends up being forced to wear a muzzle that looks surprisingly like a hockey mask, and in the last (we hope!) (too late! They made another sequel!) movie of the Cujo franchise, a paw that can only be Old Yeller's pops up out of the earth, grabbing the muzzle and dragging it down, leading to endless speculation, and finally, a movie....
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[User Picture]From: kightp
2007-04-08 09:59 pm (UTC)
As if my childhood weren't already scarred enough ...

("Mommy! Why does Ol' Yeller look so ... straaaaaange?")
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