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Starting to get nervous... [Aug. 2nd, 2005|08:27 pm]
I saw it again.

It was along my jogging path.

It *knew* I was going jogging tonight, I think.

But I didn't see it when I was jogging. It was hiding. Spying on me.

You don't understand; this is a good quarter mile away from the complex. It couldn't be an accident.

No. The chicken is stalking me.

I'll have to plan my move carefully; if I'm not careful, if it gets a hold of my fowarding address, there's no telling what might happen next.

From: kightp
2005-08-03 03:21 am (UTC)
From your description, it's a hen. I wouldn't try grabbing it or anything, 'cause you might wind up with a fistful of feathers.

You don't want to get a reputation as a mother-plucker.
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From: iamjw
2005-08-03 03:28 am (UTC)
*holds nose and runs screaming from the room*
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From: kightp
2005-08-03 03:36 am (UTC)
Thank you, thank you. johnpalmer is much better at provoking that reaction, but when inspiration is handed to me on a platter, I try to keep up. (-:
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[User Picture]From: glinda_w
2005-08-03 05:43 am (UTC)
*runs screaming into the night*

(nice warm night, nice backyard over in Kingston, it's a pleasure, thank you! *grin*)
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[User Picture]From: blackthornglade
2005-08-03 04:16 am (UTC)
*blinks* Oh...that's....that's....*pulls out fistfuls of hair and gnashes her teeth*
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From: iamjw
2005-08-03 03:27 am (UTC)
Take a detour past a KFC. Let it know you mean business.
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[User Picture]From: karenkay
2005-08-03 03:31 am (UTC)
Nick Parks has got to be involved somehow.
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